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Bill Wyman is talking about mythology, though the term he prefers is "selective memory". Most books about the Rolling Stones, he says, repeat the same stories. "The scandals. Marianne Faithfull, the Mars Bar. Anita Pallenberg, switching from Brian to Keith. Altamont."

With each telling, detail is eroded. Mistakes become truth. For instance, Wyman is supposed to own a house in Venice. He does have a house in Vence, in France. "And someone popped an ‘i’ in there. Since then it’s been in every book. So, I’ve got a house in Venice. I wish someone’d show me it."He permits himself a smile."There’s tons of mistakes. Andy Warhol designed the tongue logo. Not true. Marianne Faithfull: Mars Bar in the drug bust - not true. Muddy Waters painting the ceiling at Chess studios - not true."It’s in my diary. Muddy Waters walked up the street and helped us carry the gear. He wasn’t painting that ceiling. "You know," he says, "in 1964, you could say to Keith, what did you think of the Chess studio sessions? ‘Oh, it was really good, Ron Malo was a really good engineer. And we cut some really nice tracks.

We got the sound we wanted.’ If you ask Keith Richards this week, he’d say: ‘Well, us cats, we went into Chess studios in ’64 and there was Muddy painting the ceiling, with the white paint dripping down his nose on to his broad black face ...’ I mean, it’s a completely different story. It’s very interesting, but it’s not true."Wyman has kept diaries since he was nine. He lived with his grandmother in London throughout the war, while his brother, two sisters and mother were evacuated to Nottingham. His father, a bricklayer, was in the army. His grandmother, "a well-read lady", taught him "about collecting things, postage stamps, cigarette cards". He started a diary and kept scrapbooks; a habit he maintains. Though he left the Stones in 1991, he still collects memorabilia about the group. From this compulsion has come Rolling With The Stones, a lavish distillation of pop history. Wyman’s earliest musical memories are of the times his mother took him to jitterbug dances. His musical education began during National Service, hearing rock’n’roll on the American Forces Network.His telling of the Stones’ story exposes the malleability of social mores, but what emerges from the early years is how hard the band worked. "We worked 360 days of the year. You’d get to the office at 9am. You’d go to Mirabelle magazine and do an interview. You’d go to Decca and do a photo session. You’d come back and do an interview with the New Musical Express and Melody Maker. You’d grab a sandwich. Then you’d be off to the studio in Soho, cut two tracks, then grab another sandwich in some coffee shop. Then you’d be in the van, with Stu [road manager Ian Stewart], with no windows, to Sheffield, do two shows. You’d get back from Sheffield at three in the morning. You’d have to be up at seven to go to the Hague in Holland. "When I hear about bands like Oasis going to America for an eight-show tour, when we were doing a 60-show tour, and after the third show they come home because they’re exhausted ..." He sighs dramatically and I fear for a moment that he is going to tell me he lived in a shoebox. "It just shows you what’s gone wrong. These kids have no concept ..." The Stones and the Beatles were flipsides of the myth of the 1960s: the Beatles were light, the Stones were dark. But what did it feel like inside? "While it was going on, you weren’t really aware. You had vague ideas. You were mixing with David Bailey and [Jean] Shrimpton, and Twiggy. Wossername - Mary Quant - with the miniskirts. [Terence] Donovan, Terry O’Neill. And the art people. But you weren’t aware that it was like a hurricane going through the Sixties that was changing everything." As evidence of this social change, Wyman’s diaries famously helped him compile a record of his promiscuity. Asking about this, I accidentally exaggerate his batting average, telling him that he slept with 278 women in a year. "Two years," he says, quickly. "If it had been one year the old man would have just ceased functioning. That’s the healthy part of it. If you’ve had enough, it don’t work. No more. The lead’s all gone and me pencil don’t write no more. Bo Carter, 1930s." He goes into a little reverie of risqu챕 song lyrics, from a blues album he has just compiled. "Warm my wiener. Man in the boat - something smells like fish." What did this do to his sense of morality? "That groupie thing didn’t exist in ’62, ’63. It started to happen in ’64-5, mostly ’65-6, in many countries at the same time. I think it was the Pill. When we went to America for the first time, from the first of June 1964 to the 20th, the girls all wore passion killers. They flirted with you, the way they did in college in America at the time, but they didn’t get together with you on any level because it was not the done thing. "We were probably one of the first bands that it happened to, because we were touring all the time. This was the most hard-working band of the Sixties. That’s probably why the band’s still together, because everything we tried to do was opposed; by the media, promoters, airport officials, police. Everyone you came in contact with, you had a battle against. And you always came out as the loser, because you were always written up as bad guys. If you went into a shop to buy some cigarettes, the guy would refuse to serve you. Get out of my shop. We don’t serve the likes of you. You went in a pub, the place was buzzing. Everyone was drinking, playing darts, all that. ‘Three pints of bitter.’ ‘Sorry, we’re closed.’ ‘Course you’re not closed.’ ‘Get out, or I’ll call the cops.’ And if they call the cops, you’re going to get the blame. You’re going to be told that you had a fight in there …" He flashes back to March 1965, when the Stones were fined for urinating on a garage forecourt in Stratford, East London. "It was me, meekly asking: ‘Can I please use your toilet, I’m desperate?’ I’d run off the stage, without going. Into the car, voom voom. And he said ‘get off my forecourt, you’re a monster’." He relates this in a voice of great pathos, omitting the fact that the Stones guitarist, Brian Jones, replied: "Get off my foreskin!" "You went to America - same problems. Insults in the street, people yellin’ at you, ‘get your hair cut’ . The abuse on radio and television. It was absurd. If we stayed in hotels we couldn’t walk through the foyer. We had to go in the bloody staff exit, because we weren’t wearing a suit and tie. We couldn’t eat in the restaurant, because we weren’t appropriately dressed. "You formed this communal spirit. It was like being a bloody tribe in the jungle, against wild elephants." Wyman’s book also restores Brian Jones to a position of prominence in the band. Wyman roomed with Jones on tours from 1963-65 and he considers him to be "the genius of the band", while lamenting his drug-influenced decline. In Keith Richards - who is described as "elegantly wasted" less often these days - the Stones had perhaps the most famous chemist in rock. Wyman’s view of drugs is simple. "They didn’t improve things. People see that Eric Clapton, Pete Townshend, Keith Richards took drugs and then they think, well, they’re such good musicians, maybe I’ll take drugs and it’ll create that musical genius. It isn’t that way at all. Those people took drugs and they were worse. It was just the people around them helped to bolster it a bit and achieve things. "Me and Charlie were as straight as anything. With that you had a rhythm section that was reliable, with Ian Stewart on piano as well, on the ball, tight. So, if someone was out to lunch, Keith, or Woody, or Mick Taylor, the band still functioned. "That was probably because Charlie and me were the first ones to be married. The first ones to have kids. You finished the gig, you went home to your family. You didn’t hang out in the clubs in London and misbehave." I invite Wyman to be immodest: asking whether his contribution to the group was undervalued. "If you’re talking about financially, yes." He exercises a long-held complaint about Jagger and Richards’ monopoly over writing credits. "It was a closed shop. You accepted it or you left. I realised that if I wanted to do things creatively I had to do them outside the band, so I did movie scores, blues bands, played in other people’s bands. That’s the way it was. I didn’t want it to grow inside me and turn into a cancer, or something that’s pessimistic. I just let it go. "We did that with managers. They screwed us. They owed us millions. Bye bye. Forget that. Don’t let it bug you. Don’t let it turn you into some sort of lunatic. Bypass it. Move on. The people that don’t, always get sick. Mick Taylor gets so upset about not getting his credit that he ends up being a junkie for 25 years. It achieved nothing, did it?" I ask Wyman what he thinks of Jagger. He issues a long, diplomatic answer which grows progressively less warm. It starts with friendship and is then scaled down. "He’s a very clever guy. He’s learned how to drain information from other people’s brains. He’s brilliant at it. If he doesn’t know something, he just has meetings with people and gets information from them. And then he uses it very cleverly. He’s a very clever businessman. And he’s obviously one of the best live performers, visually, there’s ever been. "He’s someone I associate with and am friendly with, but he’s not one of my best mates. I can’t get close to a person like that. He’s not a friend like Charlie’s a friend. A month ago, in the office, I got a package, a big cardboard box full of T-shirts, programmes, posters, badges. There’s a little letter in there. ‘Dear Bill, I thought you’d like this to add to your collection. Love, Charlie.’ In brackets: ‘Drummer of the Rolling Stones’." Wyman ponders Jagger again, remembering that when his father died, on the third day of the Stones’ first visit to Japan. Charlie was first to offer his condolences, Mick was second. "He’s always there where you need ’im. And that applies to Keith as well. I’ve been at dinner and someone’s slagged off Charlie, saying ‘that f***in’ drummer of yours is a bit out of it’, and Keith’s jumped the table and punched ’em in the face. This band defends each other. They’re all very honourable, and loyal and faithful. That’s what I like about ’em. "I went and scored drugs for Keith in Toronto because he was dying on the floor. He was coughing up green phlegm. And rolling in pain on the floor. Mick and Charlie had gone back to New York, scared ’cause of all the cops around us - and me and Woody went out and scored heroin for him. Now, I had never taken heroin in my life but there was a time when it was necessary to get that guy out of that agony. So, you do it, don’t you?"
Rolling With The Stones is published by Dorling Kindersley
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Last updated: 22-Nov-02 01:00 BST

Bill Wyman´s Rhythm Kings Tour 2002

Sun 5th May..The Swan- High Wycombe-UK

Mon 6th May..Symphony Hall-Birmingham-UK

Tue 7th May..Guildhall-Southampton-UK

Wed 8th May..Truro Hall- Cornwall-UK

Thu 9th May..Colston Hall-Bristol-UK

Fri 10th May..St David's Hall-Cardiff-Wales

Sat 11th May..Lewisham Theatre-London-UK

Sun 12th May..The Anvil-Basingstoke-UK

Mon 13th May..Central Theatre-Chatham-UK

Tue 14th May..Off

Wed 15th May..Assembly Hall-Worthing-UK

Thu 16th May..Penningtons-Bradfoed-UK

Fri 17th May..The Stables-Milton Keynes-UK

Sat 18th May..The Stables-Milton Keynes-UK

Sun 19th May..Day Off

Mon 20th May..Civic Hall-Guildford-UK

Tue 21st May..Fairfield Halls-Croydon-UK

Wed 22nd May..Marina Theatre-Lowestoft-UK

Thu 23rd May..Assembley Hall-Tonbridge Wells-UK

Fri 24th May..Dorking Halls-UK

Sat 25th May..The Hexagon-Reading-UK

Sun 26th May..Leisure Centre-Brentwood-UK

Mon 27th May..The Corn Exchange-Kings Lynn-UK

Tue 28th May..Colisseum-Watford-UK

Wed 29th May..Opera House-Buxton-UK

Thu 30th May..Civic Centre-Darlington-UK

Fri 31st May-Municipal Hall-Colne-UK

Sat 1st June.. The Pavillion- Southend-UK

Fri 28th June..Empire-Shepherds Bush-UK

Sat 29th June.Empire-Shepherds Bush-UK

Tue 2nd July..SPA Centre-Bridlington-UK

Wed 3rd July..Dome-Brighton-UK

Thu 4th July..City Hall-Salisbury-UK

Sat 6th July..Philharmonic Hall-Liverpool-UK

Sun 7th July..Bath (2 Shows)

Tue 9th July..Arts centre-Aberystwyth-Wales

Wed 10th July..Gaiety Theatre-Ayr-Scotland

Thu 11th July..Music Hall-Aberdeen-Scotland

Fri 12th july..Rothes Hall-Glenrothes-Scotland

Sat 13th July..City Hall-Newcastle-UK

Sun14th July...Festival-Henly-on Thames-UK